Loud Thinking

The Diamond Necklace
Wife (on phone): Why are you still not home ? Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey! You remember that jewelry shop where you saw a diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn’t but it for you as I had no money and said “Darling it’ll be yours one day”?
Wife (Happily): Yes dear! I remember that very well!
Husband: I am in the electronics store next to that shop