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Archive for July, 2014

The Diamond Necklace
Wife (on phone): Why are you still not home ? Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey! You remember that jewelry shop where you saw a diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn’t but it for you as I had no money and said “Darling it’ll be yours one day”?
Wife (Happily): Yes dear! I remember that very well!
Husband: I am in the electronics store next to that shop

The Expensive Hairstyle
Wife comes back from very expensive hairdressing salon and asks husband:
Darling! How do you like my new hairstyle?
Husband looks at wife and says:
Don`t worry dear it`ll grow back fast !!!

Bank Robbery
A man with a gun in his hand robs a bank, turns to a customer and asks:
Did you see me rob the bank ?
The man replied, “Yes, I did”
The robber shoots and kills him. He then turns to a couple and asks the man, “Did you see me rob the bank?”
The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

The Power of a Wife
A woman went shopping in a mall… At cash counter she opened her handbag to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her handbag.
He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me
for shopping today”

The story continues….

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had
purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper why is he doing that.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

Moral: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues….

Wife took out her husband’s credit card from handbag
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately, he didn’t block his own card.

Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.

“I learned that we can do anything, but we can’t do everything… at least not at the same time. So think of your priorities not in terms of what activities you do, but when you do them. Timing is everything.”

— Dan Millman

“Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.”

—Albert Einstein (1879-1955);
Theoretical Physicist, Philosopher, Nobel Prize Winner

Brazilian government sent $11 billion on the FIFA World Cup…all gone down the gutters..!

My comments published by the Times of India…

nayyar51 (Lahore – Pakistan)

33 mins ago Silver: 2012115

From the first match Brazil played in this World Cup it was clearly evident that the Brazilian team can’t succeed without the help of referee cheating like the one done by the Japanese referee. Without the referee cheating there was no way Brazil would have moved forward from the first round..!

In fact, their progress to the semi-final was a case of an incompetent team reaching to their level of incompetence.

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A very pertinent comment by an Indian on Times of India…

S B (India)
56 Followers

This defeat of Brazil in their own ground in the midst of their people reminds us of similar and severe defeat at the hands of Pakistan probably by 7-1 in Hockey in 1982 Asiad games in 1982 in presence of President Jail Singh and Prime Minister Indira Gandhi. Like us it will take years for Brazilians to overcome the nightmare!

Set, game, match and tournament over..! at 7-1