Loud Thinking

This match was not won by ARG but was lost by the the NED..!

Can someone explain why the previous match hero goalkeeper of Netherlands was not given chance this time to play his role by their coach..?

Tonight we are witnessing a classic game of solid defences..!

In comparison with the first semi-final match, the second match looks very boring and dull..! Difficult to control your sleep..!

It looks NED wants the match to go to the penalty kicks..!

The Married Life
First year: He is talking, she is listening.
Second year: She is talking, he is listening.
Third year: They both are talking, neighbors are listening.

The Diamond Necklace
Wife (on phone): Why are you still not home ? Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey! You remember that jewelry shop where you saw a diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn’t but it for you as I had no money and said “Darling it’ll be yours one day”?
Wife (Happily): Yes dear! I remember that very well!
Husband: I am in the electronics store next to that shop

The Expensive Hairstyle
Wife comes back from very expensive hairdressing salon and asks husband:
Darling! How do you like my new hairstyle?
Husband looks at wife and says:
Don`t worry dear it`ll grow back fast !!!

Bank Robbery
A man with a gun in his hand robs a bank, turns to a customer and asks:
Did you see me rob the bank ?
The man replied, “Yes, I did”
The robber shoots and kills him. He then turns to a couple and asks the man, “Did you see me rob the bank?”
The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

The Power of a Wife
A woman went shopping in a mall… At cash counter she opened her handbag to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her handbag.
He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me
for shopping today”

The story continues….

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had
purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper why is he doing that.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

Moral: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues….

Wife took out her husband’s credit card from handbag
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately, he didn’t block his own card.

Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.