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Mother of All Matches..!

Dear Mr. Nawaz Sharif Sahab,

AoA.

Sir,

In the last few days, your body language, actions and statements clearly convey the positive message to the nation that a reborn, assertive, positive and dynamic Nawaz Sharif is there, with full determination, to lead the nation to a bright, prosperous and peaceful Pakistan.

Your recent visit to the market in Islamabad to personally and informally interact with the general public; and today’s announcement about your determination to break the bowl of foreign loans, has really left a positive impact with ordinary people, with renewed ray of hope that as a FIRST step, your government will launch a very very STRICT austerity plan to enable the country to stand on its own feet, without the help of foreign loans.

Also please accept heartiest congratulations on a very timely and morale boosting victory of Pakistani cricket team over the strong England’s team, in the practice match played today in Sydney.

Perhaps, you know more than anyone else in the country that no joy on earth will match the level of happiness of the entire Pakistanis all over the world, if our cricket team plays the final match of the ODI World Cup on Sunday 29 March, 2015 in Melbourne and wins the World Cup 2015 trophy.

As it is said that nothing succeeds like success, I have a intuitive feeling that today’s success InshaAllah, will be a precursor of our teams historic win over India, on Sunday 15 February, 2015 in the MOTHER of all matches of the World Cup.

In this regard, Sir, you can also play a tremendous role in motivating our team to perform at its optimum level by talking over telephonic or video conference call before the first World Cup match vs India, with all the players and team management members and specially advising them on the following lines:

– Our players must remain totally relaxed throughout the tournament, as top mental and physical world level performance can ONLY be achieved, with a tension and stress free mind.

– Entire team must keep 100% focus on the game, as any distraction of mind and thoughts, hugely affects the performance.

– Our players must have ABSOLUTE faith in Allah and 100% belief in their abilities that they (our players) are the best players of the world and that by the Will of Allah, the victory in not only the round matches, but in the final match is written in their fate.

– Our players must never ever give up or surrender in any match, till the last ball is bowled.

– Our players must not allow any negative thoughts in their minds and under all circumstances they must remain, think and act positive.

– Since cricket is a team game our players must remember and practice the adage that “All for one and one for all”.

– Last but not the least, after InshaAllah winning the World Cup, our players must not forget to dedicate the victory to all the civilian and military Martyrs who gave supreme sacrifices for the security of the motherland and our better tomorrow.

Mr. Prime Minister, also please consider the possibility of your presence in Melbourne, along with all the leaders of the main opposition parties, to encourage and witness our team, InshaAllah win the World Cup final match, on 29 March, 2015.

Best Regards,

My Twitter message to the chief of AAM AADMI PARTY:

@ArvindKejriwal Sir, heartiest congratulations fm Pak on your party’s epoch making victory which v take as a good omen 4 peace b/w Indo-Pak

“Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can’t change.”

— George Carlin

It is a very good omen and a big morale booster to win the Today’ practice match vs England.

This victory will give tremendous confidence to our team to start the World Cup journey on Sunday vs India on a very confident note.

Pakistan Paindabad.

Harris Suhail the most unsuitable player for an ODI team..!

Credit to the leadership of Misbah…

Since 2012 (minimum 30 innings played by a team) Pakistan cricket team has the worst scoring rate among ALL the world teams for scoring the lowest average in the 1st 10 overs of ODI matches at 39.6 runs per ten overs.

PCB must sack the selectors and their patrons hiding in the PCB without any waste of further time..!

I wrote the following on the selection of Nasir Jamshed and how correct he proved me today in our match vs England when he got out in a most docile manner on 1 run.

Nasir Jamshed is a zero level player if we see his recent past performances. Plus he is a BIG liability in the field and known weakest fielder of the WORLD. Hope the PCB remembers I gave the name (in my proposed team for the World Cup 2015) of Sami Aslam (LH batsman) as opener with fearless Awais Zia.

Today Sarfraz Nawaz strongly advocated for Sami Aslam in lieu of Hafeez.

Now, mark my words that Misbah, Sohaib Maqsood, Afridi, Younis and Wahab Riaz are not fully fit and may b coming back during the ensuing days.

So the PCB must consider Imran Khan (Right arm pacer) , Sami Aslam, Imam ul Haq, Hasan Raza (young spinner and a good batsman) & Muhammad Sami (fastest bowler in the country) as replacements, if such need arises, rather than sending SIFARISHI players to Australia.

How AAM AADMI PARTY won the hearts and minds of the voters of Delhi Assembly and got 67 out of 70 seats???

1.
Delhi Janlokpal Bill

Resolved to bring Delhi Jan Lokpal Bill on coming to power. Delhi Lokpal will have the power to investigate and prosecute those charged with corruption.

2.
Swaraj Bill

AAP will also bring the Swaraj Bill to devolve powers to the people.Decisions affecting the local community will be taken by citizens and implemented by their secretariat.

3.
Full statehood for Delhi

AAP will push for full statehood for Delhi. This will make bodies like DDA, MCD & Delhi Police accountable to the elected Delhi government.

4.
Electricity bills to be cut by half

AAP will ask CAG to do an audit of discoms, and convinced that they are fattening the costs, AAP will reduce electricity bills by half.

5.
Discom portability

AAP has promised to provide consumers the right to choose between electricity providers.This, they say, will create competition, leading to better services and lower tariffs.

6.
Delhi to be made a solar city

AAP will facilitate a phased shift to renewable and alternate sources of energy.

7.
Water as a right

AAP will provide universal access to clean drinking water at an affordable price. This, they say, is every citizen’s right.

8.
Free water

AAP to give free ‘lifeline’ water of up to 20 kilolitres (20,000 litres) per month to every household. But once consumption exceeds 20 kilolitres, full amount to be charged. Annual 10% tariff hike will be abolished & hikes will be after due consideration.

9.
Reviving Yamuna

Will ensure 100% collection and treatment of Delhi’s sewage through an extensive sewer network and construction of new functional sewage treatment plants.

10.
Public loos

AAP will build 1.5 lakh toilets in slums across the city and 50,000 toilets in public spaces.Of them, 1 lakh toilets will be for women.

11.
New schools

AAP will build 500 new schools with a special focus on secondary and senior secondary schools to ensure that every Delhi child has easy access to quality education.

12.
New colleges

AAP will open 20 new colleges under Delhi administration on the outskirts of the city in partnership with the villages of Delhi.

13.
Regulate fees

AAP to regulate private school fees by publishing the fee structures & accounts online.Capitation fee will be abolished.

14.
E-governance

All govt services & forms to be available online & on cellphone.Data on govt projects, progress, accounts & personnel will be posted online.

15.
Smart Delhi

AAP promised free Wi-Fi in city. It will also install 10,000 CCTVs in DTC buses, bus stands and in crowded places as a deterrent against crime.